Top 5 things to Love about fall
So here’s the thing… I hate fall. Fall is just a precursor to winter, which, as a warm-weather-loving New Yorker, is basically my arch-nemesis. Why would I love the season that steals my summer every year? So, instead, here are the things I hate about fall-
1-The closing of the swimming pools. Is there anything more depressing than the sight of an ugly pool cover? Not for me.
2-Back to school. You know, that time when us parents get so excited to have the kids out of the house again that we forget about the torture that is back-to-school shopping, and the gazillion forms that require us to fill out the exact same information they still have on file from last year, or back-to-school night assemblies, et al. Utter. Torture.
3-Inconsistent weather. Who checks the weather every morning? Not me. So I never know if my kids should wear shorts or pants, or if they need a jacket, or whatever. But it wouldn’t matter anyway, since you can’t dress appropriately for a day that begins practically freezing and ends warm and sunny. Pick a lane, fall.
4-Turning off the central air and turning on the (literal, not figurative) heat. Because, dry skin.
5- Pumpkin. Freaking. Spice. Just nope. I haven’t ever actually tasted it, of course, but as its arrival heralds the death of my beloved summer every year, I won’t be embracing it any time soon.
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