Please welcome author J.D. Brown today, joining us with her urban fantasy Ema Marx series,
Coffee—The Elixir of Gods!
I know the ladies at Reading Between the Wines like their grape juice, but I’m more a coffee drinker. Hey, we all have our vices, right? Caffeine is mine. Beside, when you live in Wisconsin like I do, sometimes a hot cup of java feels like the only thing that’ll keep your blood from freezing over.
Most people don’t know that my protagonist, Ema Marx, was also a caffeine addict before she became a vampire. Ema could drink me under the table…or would it be ‘over the moon’ when consuming a stimulant? I don’t know.
According to Dr. Oz (whom I am still convinced is not a real doctor), your choice of coffee says a lot about your personality. Are you a coffee drinker? How do you take your coffee and what does it say about you? Read on to find out…
Black Coffee—You’re old school, patient, efficient, and like to keep things simple, but you can be moody and resistant to change.
Lattes (or coffee with cream and sugar)—You’re a comfort seeker and people pleaser, but you don’t always take care of yourself.
Frozen/Blended—You’re a trendsetter, spontaneous, bold, and sometimes childlike. You fall for quick fixes and don’t always make healthy choices.
Very specific orders (i.e. decaf, soy milk, etc.)—You’re a perfectionist and like being in control. You make healthy choices and take care of your body, but you tend to over-focus on the rules and can be overly sensitive.
Instant Coffee—You are traditional in some ways but tend to be laid back and take life as it comes. However, you tend to procrastinate and neglect basic health issues.
*Content barrowed and from http://www.doctoroz.com/videos/what-does-your-coffee-say-about-you
So which are you and is the verdict correct? Which one do you think I am? Go ahead, take a guess, and leave your answer in the comments below. The first person to guess correctly gets a free e-book copy Dark Heirloom. :)
These days Ema has a penchant for AB+ conveniently concealed in red wine bottles. I consider this a good thing because now she stays out of coffee stash!
Happy Holidays and stay caffeinated!